DarbysDaddy DarbysDaddy
If you mix Taco Bell hot sauce into your ramen, it tastes exactly like poverty.
Or freshman year of college.
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blakegriffin Blake Griffin
Twitter has taught me to always enlarge a persons profile picture before judging them
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mattdantodd Matt Todd
Anyone at the real Top Gun caught referencing the movie ‘Top Gun’ faces a $5 fine? Hilarious.
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jonacuff Jon Acuff
“I am so sorry, but we can’t service the plane’s bathrooms right now. Do you want to move your seat up away from the smell?” Attendant
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jeffpost Jeff Postlewaite
At Food Lion the donkey’s heads are going for $200 and a quarter of dove’s dung for $50.
Fun Day.
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cforbesoklahoma Chris Forbes
Facebook now shows what you were posting at the same time last year. That way the world can closely monitor it’s lack of progress. #fb
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BobSeymore Bob Seymore
“what is in your life today that is not in line with your tomorrow?” @henrycloud
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BobSeymore Bob Seymore
Me to 6 yr old; You’re amazing 6 yr old: I know (missed the humility teaching at GLS)
15 years later & I still can’t afford their shoes.
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treymcclain Trey McClain
Walking out the door this morning, Morgan (3 yr old) says, “See ya suckahs…” #parenting is an adventure.
Everyone. Hear that Blake Griffin?
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Hannah_Post Hannah Postlewaite
Common experiences are what create inside jokes and inside jokes are what make a friendship fun. 🙂
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jeremycowart Jeremy Cowart
“I wish I wasn’t just a regular boy. I want to be a superhero.” – my 5 y/o son just now… #FB
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GeoffSurratt Geoff Surratt
RT @sherrysurratt: This sign mocks me twitpic.com/63pr5z // Truth in advertising
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edstetzer Ed Stetzer
It is sad but inevitable: when a ministry is defined by criticisim, eventually it turns on its own spiritual children.
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dansully Dan
Complain all u want about slow school zones. I find txting & driving at 20mph is much easier!
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